he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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