It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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