Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Randomize
