I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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