Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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