spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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