the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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