Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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