my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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