i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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