Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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