we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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