just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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