I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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