Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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