i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
