that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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