At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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