Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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