So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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