I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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