i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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