He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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