This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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