Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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