Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I would ride that face into the sunset
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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