K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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