no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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