he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just google imaged poop.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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