If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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