I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this just has baby written all over it
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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