omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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