chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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