Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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