found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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