I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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