If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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