i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i would punch a child for taco bell
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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