did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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