at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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