Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
pray to the hookup gods
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I deserve this hangover.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
