how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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