the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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