is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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