My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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