I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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