I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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