your thong is hanging out like whoa
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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