This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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