Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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