accomplished twins. life is a go
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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