Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Never joke about your clitoris.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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