"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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