Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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