where am i from again
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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