State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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