Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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